My Weekend: An Inside Look

[Python]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:

this sad thread.
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Dude, not cool. I'm just trying to....I have no idea what I'm trying to do.

I gotta piss.

[itsanalias]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:

Edit to clean that post up and to acknowledge itsaniodot's presence in this sad thread.
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But you're still a prick. That's tough to edit.

Fortunately, not for me!

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 02, 2002 12:33 AM: Message edited by: itsanalias ]</font>

[enolc]

also watching comedy central...WAR BEAVERS!!!

just chillin' this weekend with vicodin, flexeril and the couch.

[Biggie Cohen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:


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Just following your lead, Hoss. You glossed it "useless and gax" in your initial post. I actually think it's come a long way and will probably be a Archive-worthy thread. Maybe even first ballot.

R-Jack - Why did you cancel? How are you going to test your new bat, now? Be a team player for Christ's sake.

iaa - I'll see if I can get you an invite to March Madness at the Beorn's. BYOB oughta be OK, right?

God Bless Waitman's wife's enormous dimehole. And God Bless America.

[Python]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:

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Rack!

[Python]

While the wife was out, I surfed a little porn.

[Viper from Vancouver]

Who sits at home and has three beers and nine shots?

[Python]

I do on a regular basis. Why?

[Biggie Cohen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
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I hate Roll Call threads.

[Van [down by the river]]

Any thread that's mostly composed of Py and Biggie whimsically spouting can't be anything but very much NOT sux and gax.

My morning has been very sux and gax. First I had a dream where I was assassinated by killers looking for my ex wife, only it turned out the guy who capped me was playing a ruse on his fellow assassin because when he shot me it was just a splatter pellet. It fooled both me and the duped assassin. But I soon figured out I wasn't dead when I peeled off the splatter. Then I had to somehow get ahold of my ex wife before the assassins found her and killed her (which I somehow knew they'd really do). I had to hide her away in some beach house in Santa Monica, which, for some reason, would surely foil the assassin's plans.

Then my wife came into the bedroom and woke me up, fucking up my chance at ex wife rompage.

I then sorta laid there, finding myself day dreaming about going through the process of getting a legal permit to carry a concealed weapon, at which point I eventually ended up becoming a serial killer.

Then my dog came up and started licking my hand, which ruined THAT bit of reverie.

I got up and logged on and noticed Terry In Crapchester's "Wonderlick" thread, and I took the test. I missed one question, and I still don't think I'm wrong about it, and now I'm just pissed and I don't even drink so I don't have THAT option...